The Full Funnel · Done for you

Get serious clients straight to your WhatsApp. Live in 7 days.

We build your landing page, write your ads, and deploy The Velvet Rope, a system that filters out time-wasters so only ready-to-book clients get through to you.

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Our guarantee If you don't receive 28 qualified WhatsApp enquiries in your first 30 days, we keep working until you do. Free. Applies with a minimum ad spend of $50/day.
Done-for-you landing page
Ad creative (copy + design)
The Velvet Rope: filters out time-wasters before they reach you
Everything routed straight to your WhatsApp or email
⚡ Live in 7 days · No long contracts · Cancel anytime
56 client callsbooked in 45 days
34 new clientsin one month
5-figure dealclosed via funnel

What your inbox looks like after working with us

New client enquiry
· Sola Events & Catering
just now
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Amara O.
Wants to book a corporate event · Lagos
Serious buyer, ready to book
Event type & guest count
Corporate dinner · 80 guests
Budget
800,000 – 1,200,000 FCFA
Event date
November 15th, confirmed
Via WhatsApp
"Hi, I saw your ad. I'm planning a corporate dinner and I'm ready to book. Can we talk about menus and pricing this week?"
56
Kandice Lee DesignsSerious client calls booked in 45 days
34
Hamina Lawal, HR DirectorNew client calls in one month
5-figure
deal
Yas CoutureWholesale fashion contract closed via funnel

If you've been here before: you hired someone, ran ads, spent real money, and got back a report full of numbers that didn't mean anything. You already know how this usually goes. We built 9to5ers because that story kept repeating itself.

Why this keeps happening

Your ads are working.
Your funnel is losing them.

The people clicking your ad are real. But most drop off before they ever contact you, and the ones who do aren't serious. That's not an ad problem. That's a funnel problem.

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You've been burned by an agency before
They promised results. You paid. You got a spreadsheet, some excuses, and a pitch to spend more. Now you're cautious. And you should be.
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You spend hours talking to people who don't buy
Price shoppers, "just asking" messages, people with no real budget. Every hour spent on them is time away from real clients.
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You put more money into ads but nothing changed
More ad spend doesn't fix a leaking page. People click, land, and leave. The money is gone before they ever contact you.
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Interested people disappeared before they were ready to buy
Someone messaged you, said they'd think about it, and never came back. Not because they weren't interested, but because no one followed up. That's a client you paid to attract and then lost for free.
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By the time you reply, they've moved on
People who contact you expect a quick reply. If you're not reaching them within minutes, someone else already has.
How it works

We handle everything.
You just close.

Three steps from where you are now to serious clients landing in your WhatsApp, without you touching any of it. Live in 7 days.

01
We create your ads
We research your customers, write copy that speaks directly to them, and design scroll-stopping creatives. Every penny of your ad spend goes toward people who are actually likely to buy.
Ads · Copy · Creatives
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🎟 The Velvet Rope
We deploy The Velvet Rope
We replace your current page with The Velvet Rope, a system that asks three questions before anyone can reach you: their budget, their timeline, and what they actually need. It doesn't keep everyone out. It just makes sure only the right people get through. Serious buyers walk straight in. Time-wasters and price shoppers don't make the cut.
Typically, 8–15 out of every 100 people who click your ad make it through, and every one of them has already confirmed their budget, timeline, and intent before they reach you.
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Serious clients land in your WhatsApp
People who pass get sent straight to your WhatsApp or email, with everything you need to know already collected. You reply, you close. That's it.
WhatsApp · Email · Follow-up
Real results

What our clients actually got.

Not views. Not clicks. Real paying clients and closed deals.

Kandice Lee Designs landing page
Home Staging · Denver
56 calls
with serious buyers in 45 days
Kandice Lee Designs
Home staging for real estate agents
"We went from struggling to get enquiries to a full calendar of calls. Every single person who came through was ready to move forward."
Hamina Lawal landing page
HR Consulting · France
34 calls
with new clients in 30 days
Hamina Lawal
Part-time HR Director for SMEs
"I wasn't spending time explaining what I do. Every person who contacted me already understood the offer and wanted to start."
Yas Couture landing page
Fashion · West Africa
5-figure
deal closed
wholesale manufacturing contract
Yas Couture
Luxury fashion house
"The funnel brought in a partner we'd never have found through normal outreach. One deal worth more than a whole year of ad spend."
Just need one piece?

Start with what you need right now.

Not ready for the full package? Pick one piece. Each service is complete on its own, and a natural step toward the full funnel when you're ready.

Service 01
WhatsApp-Ready Landing Page
You're running ads but losing people on a weak page or link-in-bio. We build a custom landing page that captures serious enquiries and routes them straight to your WhatsApp. No form abandonment, no lost leads.
Live in 5 days
Best for: businesses running ads but losing people on their website
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Service 02
Ad Creative Only
You already have a page or funnel but your ads aren't getting clicked. We build one scroll-stopping ad (copy + design) made specifically for your business and your audience. Not a template. Not generic.
Delivered in 48 hours
Best for: businesses that need better clicks, not a new page
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Service 03
WhatsApp Automation Setup
You're already getting leads but losing them to slow replies. We set up an automated WhatsApp flow that responds instantly, collects key info (budget, timeline, what they need), and keeps buyers warm until you're ready to close.
Most businesses lose interested people not because the offer was wrong, but because nobody followed up fast enough. The Velvet Rope fixes that.
Live in 3 days
Best for: businesses getting leads but not converting them
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Common questions

Things people ask before they start.

"We already have someone managing our social media."
Social media is about building followers. What we do is get you paying clients. They're completely different. Most of our clients do both at the same time.
"We've run ads before and got nothing out of it."
Almost always the website's fault, not the ads. The ads brought people in, but a page that didn't convince them or follow up properly lost them. That's exactly what we fix.
"How much does it cost?"
It depends on what you need. A quick WhatsApp conversation gives us enough to send you a clear price. No long-winded contracts, no hidden fees.
Free. No catch.

A free ad creative,
made for your business.

Tell us what you do. We'll make a proper ad creative for your specific business, not a generic template, and send it to you on WhatsApp. Free. See the work before you decide anything.

Get my free ad creative
We reply within 24 hours. No pressure, no pitch.
Built by Imisi Oluwasola. I've personally built funnels for service businesses across 10+ niches, from event planners and interior designers to financial advisors and cleaning companies.
Example ad creative

"Tired of ads that bring the wrong people? Here's what we do differently."

Only serious buyers get through
Sent straight to your WhatsApp
Full setup or just the part you need
Message us on WhatsApp →

Stop paying for people
who never show up.

28 qualified WhatsApp enquiries in 30 days. If you don't, we keep working until you do, free. Requires a minimum $50/day ad spend.

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